My glass is ALWAYS half full!

The other day I had the opportunity to catch Dr. Oz's show. He was doing a segment on "your REAL age". I was immediately interested as I know I could be a poster child for instant gratification and making bad choices as far as my health is concerned. One of my BFF's was with me. We got online and got busy! Lots of questions you'd expect, do you smoke, drink, exercise, eat fruits/veggies, blah, blah, blah. Then the questions, in the last year have you: separated from spouse, been unemployed, moved, changed jobs, came up. Yes, yes, yes, and yes. I hit enter to get my REAL age and wasn't very surprised when it said, "48!" I'm 37. I was very amused and thought, I'd better turn the Aztec ruins back into the Mayan temple if I want to scold my kids for drinking in high school. Really, the thought of covering my neck when I cough sounds like hell too. Once I started thinking about it, it dawned on me. Isn't 50 the new 30? Shit! I'm WAY ahead of the game!