I'm Like Mary Poppins.... or somethin'

Yesterday I had the pleasure of working my second job. Well, one kid went a little bizerk-o and put his head through the wall, amongst other things.... While one staff member was taking him to the hospital to get his head examined (if you know what I mean), another staff member and I decided to load up the state vans and bring the other kids to the park. On our way to the park the van is thumpin', the kids and I are bumpin', just chillin' like villans on the way to the park yo. Some unfortunate little lady ran a stop sign and SMACK! T-boned us. Thank God she was normal and didn't run and had insurance, a modern day miracle for the neighborhood we were in. She felt horrible. I told her, "It's ok, no one got hurt, we could have been a day care van, or a church group." She responded, "Ya, or I could have hit a van of orphans." I touched my tongue to my top lip and replyed, "Well, you kind of did."